Roxanne and I went antique shopping yesterday, the best part was terrorizing a poor shopkeeper.

You see we found a violet wand kit in very good condition with a number of various attachments and all the original paperwork, $85.00.

We told the shopkeeper that we would buy it, but only if it worked. He was extremely hesitant about plugging it in as the cord needs to be replaced, but after a good deal of working up his courage, and as long as I agreed to touch it at the same time as him, he agreed to plug it in.

Viola, everything worked!

His terror was just about to be assuaged when I started using the business end of it on my arms to ensure that the intensity adjustment system was in good working order. His eyeballs kept getting larger and larger, Roxanne kept laughing louder and louder as she watched his fear.

We did of course leave with it.